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Is you is or is you aint "A REAL 'MERICAN"?

The true anti-socialist would have little difficulty signing the following and sending it their representatives in Congress. Forward to all your ‘Real American’ friends.



I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following: I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights. I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public. I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls.  Also. I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life.  I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:
  • Social Security
  • Medicare/Medicaid
  • State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
  • Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
  • US Postal Service
  • Roads and Highways
  • Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
  • The US Railway System
  • Public Subways and Metro Systems
  • Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
  • Rest Areas on Highways
  • Sidewalks
  • All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate appropriations)
  • Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
  • Public and State Universities and Colleges
  • Public Primary and Secondary Schools
  • Sesame Street
  • Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
  • Public Museums
  • Libraries
  • Public Parks and Beaches
  • 0A
  • State and National Parks
  • Public Zoos
  • Unemployment Insurance
  • Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
  • Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
  • Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
  • Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
  • Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
  • Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
  • Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C. I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:  
  • Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
  • The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
  • The government-operated Statue of Liberty
  • The Grand Canyon
  • The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
  • The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
  • All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC
I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare. I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.   I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.   I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.   Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.   Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die. SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR ___.
_____________   _________________________
Signed               Printed Name/Town and State

nothingofanyimportance:
panda!
nothingofanyimportance:
i want.
nothingofanyimportance:

yesterday we threw a surprise 50th party for joe. i was the lucky one who got to entertain ben and sydney (i know i can be sarcastic, but this time i’m being totally serious). we watched ice age while ben requested i draw pictures of elmo and sid the sloth. you should know, i can’t draw. but luckily my “art” was quite acceptable through the eyes of a 6 year old. 
anyway, here’s a picture of the always sassy sydney. 

nothingofanyimportance:

yesterday we threw a surprise 50th party for joe. i was the lucky one who got to entertain ben and sydney (i know i can be sarcastic, but this time i’m being totally serious). we watched ice age while ben requested i draw pictures of elmo and sid the sloth. you should know, i can’t draw. but luckily my “art” was quite acceptable through the eyes of a 6 year old. 

anyway, here’s a picture of the always sassy sydney. 

nothingofanyimportance:
speaking of sydney, i found this picture of her from 2006. she was sassy back then too.

nothingofanyimportance:

speaking of sydney, i found this picture of her from 2006. she was sassy back then too.
nothingofanyimportance:
the french are nuts to think this would sell pork products. 

nothingofanyimportance:

the french are nuts to think this would sell pork products. 
nothingofanyimportance:
playing in the sprinkler.

nothingofanyimportance:

playing in the sprinkler.
nothingofanyimportance:
“Bread is swell! But what I’m really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!”

nothingofanyimportance:

“Bread is swell! But what I’m really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!”
nothingofanyimportance:
seriously google?? wtf mate?

nothingofanyimportance:

seriously google?? wtf mate?